karl_lembke (karl_lembke) wrote,
karl_lembke
karl_lembke

Ponderables

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.

Some people are like a slinky - not really good for much, but you can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
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